gascanhands:

Moving into haunted houses can be weird.

minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

sugarviolin:

Innocent World x Nakamura Asumiko set

skkon:

jackfroughst:

Found some white hairspray from halloween so I’m tryin’ to be Jack Frost. I think it goes well with my pasty skin and blue eyes.
Tryna stay warm too but I can’t cause I’m dead :( :(

YOU LOOK EXACTLY LIKE JACK YOU EVEN HAVE HIS GRIN SOMEBODY HELP

skkon:

jackfroughst:

Found some white hairspray from halloween so I’m tryin’ to be Jack Frost. I think it goes well with my pasty skin and blue eyes.

Tryna stay warm too but I can’t cause I’m dead :( :(

YOU LOOK EXACTLY LIKE JACK YOU EVEN HAVE HIS GRIN SOMEBODY HELP

gay kid: hey i like your shoes
straight boy: haha thanks but im straight

gandammu:

言の葉の庭

leading-blind-bats:

my dad was kidding and got this playboy in the mail and he was like “hey sam, you should open that and look at the centerfold”, so i was like sure whatever, then it was a photo of a girl naked and covered in sand and my dad was like wow that’s nice. and i haven’t came out to my parents about being bisexual so i was just like , ” oh um, ew, yeah, that’s gross.” 

but lets be honest, that’ girl was a goddess. 

radicalruster:

NINTENDO YOU ALREADY HAD ME SOLD. JUST TAKE ALL THE MONEY I HAVE.

2srooky:

2srooky:

trans rights are more important than doctor who, supernatural, and sherlock combined.

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holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit.

hobgoblinhero:

fuckyeah1990s:


 People always go, “Dude how many of these things are you going to get?” And I’m like, “All of them, duh.”

I would like to help this gentleman. Please donate your VHS copy of Speed to him if you can.

This cocky son of a bastard can pry my personal VHS copy of speed out of my cold dead hands

hobgoblinhero:

fuckyeah1990s:

 People always go, “Dude how many of these things are you going to get?” And I’m like, “All of them, duh.”

I would like to help this gentleman. Please donate your VHS copy of Speed to him if you can.

This cocky son of a bastard can pry my personal VHS copy of speed out of my cold dead hands

OMG LIEK HELLO THUR!!
Anonymous

Is dis jared? Jared plz. 

ruinedchildhood:

look at that ass
isn’t it neat?
wouldn’t you think my life is complete

ruinedchildhood:

look at that ass

isn’t it neat?

wouldn’t you think my life is complete

healthy-strong-bones:

thinnfitinmy20s:

My all time favorite ad

this is fucking awesome

healthy-strong-bones:

thinnfitinmy20s:

My all time favorite ad

this is fucking awesome